Smile please - PJ

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> Arz kiya hai....
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> Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
> tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
> paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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> Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
> jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
> idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
> jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
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> The night is dark, the moon is high,
> I stop my car, u ask why?
> I come close to u, u feel shy,
> I tell u those three magical words....
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> Hye La, Puncture!!!
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> Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
> to rab se sikayat hogi....
> Ek to jehlla nahi jata
> dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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> koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
> koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
> koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
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> abe aage bhi to bol...............
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> neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do
> saale ko...................
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> tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
> tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
> moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
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> tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
> tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
> ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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> Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa
>uske
> dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat
>mein
> rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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> Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam
> Tha...... Mein
> Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham
> Tha !
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> Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
> yu aansoo na bahana,
> Agar meri yaad aaye to,
> sidhe upar chale aana!!
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> Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
> Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
> Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
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> Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
> Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
> Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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> Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
> Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
> Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
> Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??
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